I just spent the last 8 hours organizing my credit card receipts and ATM withdrawal slips that i've accumulated for over 2 years...
Moral of the story: I am a retard...
I am a failure. Boo...
Moral of the story: "Comprehensive" does not really mean comprehensive...
So. That's the end of the 3rd year.
I kno. I'm trite.
But that's the real deal...only another year left. I don't wanna grow up and go into the real world. College is too fun.
Sadness.
But summer time. Time to unwind. Play with me. At least until my internship starts.
I feel I'm getting less and less studious as the college years go by. I really seriously need to get my act together. I can't go into the real world with such lethargy and lack of motivation to work. It won't be healthy.
Moral of the story: It's SUMMER! yay.
I have decided to "pander" to the tastes of my audience tonight...i will now "titilate" you with the following...but first...forgive the very very pink color...and...I STILL CAN USE MY SAT WORDS!!!
The Keys to Jon's Heart |
| You are attracted to those who have a split personality - cold as ice on the outside but hot as fire in the heart. |
| In love, you feel the most alive when things are straight-forward, and you're told that you're loved. |
| You'd like to your lover to think you are loyal and faithful... that you'll never change. |
| You would be forced to break up with someone who was ruthless, cold-blooded, and sarcastic. |
| Your ideal relationship is open. Both of you can talk about everything... no secrets. |
| Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment. |
| You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred. |
| In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You'll do anything for love, but you won't fall for it easily. |
Jon's Personality TypesYour #1 Match: ISTJ |
| The Duty Fulfiller You are responsible, reliable, and hardworking - you get the job done. You prefer productive hobbies, like woodworking or knittings. Quiet and serious, you are well prepared for whatever life hands you. Conservative and down-to-earth, you hardly ever do anything crazy. You would make a great business executive, accountant, or lawyer. |
Your #2 Match: INTJ |
| The Scientist You have a head for ideas - and you are good at improving systems. Logical and strategic, you prefer for everything in your life to be organized. You tend to be a bit skeptical. You're both critical of yourself and of others. Independent and stubborn, you tend to only befriend those who are a lot like you. You would make an excellent scientist, engineer, or programmer. |
Your #3 Match: ISTP |
| The Mechanic You are calm and collected, even in the most difficult of situations. A person of action and self-direction, you love being independent. To outsiders yous eem impulsive, surprising, and unpredictable. You are good at understanding how all things work, except for people. You would make an excellent pilot, forensic pathologist, or athlete. |
Your #4 Match: ESTJ |
| The Guardian You're a natural leader and quick, logical decision maker. Goals are important in your life, and you take many steps to acheive them. You enjoy interacting with others, mostly through work related activities. Your high energy level means you are great at getting things done! You would make a great teacher, judge, or police detective. |
Your #5 Match: INTP |
| The Thinker You are analytical and logical - and on a quest to learn everything you can. Smart and complex, you always love a new intellectual challenge. Your biggest pet peeve is people who slow you down with trivial chit chat. A quiet maverick, you tend to ignore rules and authority whenever you feel like it. You would make an excellent mathematician, programmer, or professor. |
Moral of the story: I seriously have no idea...
I'm looking at my monitor and some of the black text on the screen is randomly dark blue-tinted...i hope it's only cuz of my monitor becoming even more demented...and not my eyes...it would be bad if it were my eyes...but yah...hopefully its my monitor...maybe that's most likely the case...considerin' everything all the white on the screen is like a sheen of light yellow...not cool for the eyes...
Yay...nothing to worry about until finals beginning this Friday...feels like im done with school even tho classes dun end officially till Tuesday...but still...at least i dun have class tomorrow morning...since it'll be Finance Review for the final...which is a final i will be able to opt out on...yeah...i kno...i can feel all your jealousies right now...moral of the story: I love finals time...because i dun have class and can play long boardgames...like Civ-ex...which was invented by one of my full-timers...that's how much we play boardgames...we end up inventing our own...
Modern technology is amazing...on the first floor of MLK...the men's restroom has water-free urinals...yes...that's right...water-free...yet every time i use them...they are even more cleaner and look more sanitary than the ones that do use water...my theory is that the urinal is designed and shaped in such a way that the force of gravity pulls everything into the drain w/o the need of water to flush...i am awe-struck...
Speaking of the the first floor of MLK...i really like sleeping in the OCF computing center...the typing of multiple keyboards and the quiet humming of hardrives is soo soothing...and if you ever get the urge to use a computer...they're sittin' right there...with free printing too...moral of the story: first floor of MLK rocks my socks...and it'd rock your socks too if you knew it existed...
Irene is a bad influence...im currently tryin' to avoid writing my econ quiz paper right now...
The simplest things make my day. Like today, I was walkin' down the street back from class and I see someone walkin' towards my direction on the same sidewalk. I think i recognize them, but im not sure cuz im blind as a bat...but they're staring back too...so i prolly do know them...and then i realize that its a classmate from a class i took like freshmen year...and as we pass each other...she acknowledges me with a nod of her head. Just one lil' nod and i was like all a smiles...to think that people still remember you...
I also seared my finger today...i was puttin' sumtin' back in the oven when the heat blocker i held in my hand slipped and i touched the friggin' hot oven rack...that hurt...a lot...moral of the story: use oven mitts and not placeholders...